pole dancing

Yesterday good pagans around the world celebrated the cosmic goodness of our favorite friend--the phallus.

I move that May Day replace Halloween as the de rigeur homo holiday.

What other annual event offers the kinky fun of performing ritual, effigiac cock bondage while dancing with ribbons?  Sure it's a fertility rite--yadda, yadda, yadda--like we need more friggin' babies in the world...  Imagine instead a giant drag queen puppet three stories tall (a la the Macy's Thanksgiving parade) performing a rowdy, rootin'-tootin' Beltane bang with a huge, Holmes-sized maypole surrounded by writhing, mostly naked boys.  The whole shebang could climax in a massive explosion of confetti cum.

Now THAT'S a holiday tradition worth celebrating!

Passion, beauty, and love, folks--24 hours at a time...